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Thursday, February 18, 2010

Dear Stomach,

I'm sorry that I've wronged you so. I should have stopped putting stuff into you hours ago. You've had a big day- with the porridge, yogurt, tart, pork, potatoes, apple crumble, kabob, frozen yogurt, and cookies. I should have stopped there and shouldn't have forced Ben and Jerry on you. You are totally justified in the whole bloated to look like five months pregnant thing. Again, I am sorry, and I promise that I won't do this again. Ever. Or at least until Sunday.

Love,
Mary

2 comments:

Mom said...

I started laughing out loud, in front of all my students! You are funny, my Mary. I feel sorry for people who don't get your humor!!!

Gram B said...

Oh yes, I'm sure it has forgiven you. Or at least it will by Sunday.