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Thursday, May 21, 2009

Trick Dates

Scenario 1: Over Texting. Boy afraid of the word "date".

Boy- What are you doing tonight? You should come bowling with us.
Girl- Ha. I'm the world's worst bowler.
Boy- Its ok. You should come! I'll pay!

Next Day

Boy- So how do you feel about a comedy show instead?
Girl- That sounds fun. What time?
Boy- We'll probably meet around 8:45.
Girl- Who all is coming?
Boy- Well... it's kind of a date lol so 3 guys and 3 girls.
Girl- Kind of a date?

Scenario 2: Boy takes advantage of casual preconceived movie watching.

Boy- Movie tonight?
Girl- Sure!
Boy- Ok, call me whenever you're ready.

Later

Girl calls boy.
Boy- So you ready?
Girl- Ya. Lets watch!
Boy- I was thinking we should go get Jamba juice before.
Girl- I like Jamba.
Boy- Ok, I'll come by and pick you up.

Later
Boy pays for Jamba and opens all doors. Looks a lot like a date.
Girl thinking wow, this looks like a date. Good thing I didn't invite all my friends like I almost did.

4 comments:

Emmilie said...

I heart this post. Because guess what? It's all happened either to you or someone you know; and every girl can relate. That's awesome. I heart you a little bit more though. These are what I like to call sneak-attacks.

Kristin Hanson said...

boys, boys, boys *shaking head* they need to read Elder Oaks fireside about not hanging out (given in May 2005ish) he specifically tells boys to stop hanging out and start dating

Becca said...

Boys will stop wanting to date you if you stop showering. That's what I did when we moved to Jerome. It mostly works... Except some overzealous sophomores just don't give up... Well, Anyway! I would've called you every day this week on accident but... My phone got lost. If I used the word 'sucks' that's how I would discribe this to you. It just is ... inconvienient. Well! I love you. I'll call soon via house phone. Look at where we are these days... It's weird to call people with house phones. Hmm.. Maybe I should fix that. :) As I said before, I love YOU. :) That's all.

Unknown said...

he's a panzy