If I were a superhero...

Today at FHE I asked my fake brothers what kind of a superhero they would be if they could choose any thing in the world. They laughed and knowingly looked at each other sharing some kind of inside joke, then one of the three said, " I would be a man, with a fire truck hose for an arm that shot out ketchup." They continued to laugh and look at me expectantly, as if I were in on the inside joke. Well, I continued to stare forward blankly, waiting for an explanation. Another brother said, "Don't you remember? You said that the first time we met you." Hm. Apparently I made an interesting first impression. The other thing I supposedly said was, "What if our sweat was acid, and had to sit still all the time to avoid sweating to the point that we all became morbidly obese?" The moral of this little story is I don't remember saying any of these things, but other people are quoting me. Perhaps I should choose my words carefully, because people may just be writing them down to use against me in the future. Would I take these to anecdotes back? Absolutely not. Even though I don't remember saying them, I will claim them.