Man Heaven

For my special Valentine's Day evening I ended up spending $7 in man heaven on $0.49 wing night. Apparently man heaven is a sports bar, with every inch of every wall covered with TV screens showing every sport imaginable as well as all the ESPN coverage available. Some screens however had interactive poker games, or trivia. The meal consisted of meat and only meat served by cute chicks in athletic jerseys, in any flavor imaginable and to top it off, there was a man vs. food worthy challenge we had the opportunity to witness. The challenge was to eat I forget how many of the spiciest kind of wing in under 4 min. We saw this guy attempt it and succeed, but we also saw him sweat and cry buckets of water.

Side story: Apparently the first week that the restaurant was open they had a guy complete the challenge only to run to the bathroom. They didn't have the chance to tell him he needed to wash his hands BEFORE doing his business. After a few moments the whole restaurant was quieted by his blood curdling screams coming from the bathroom. When he finally composed himself enough to come back to his table, he had to walk with his legs spread wide as if he had just gotten off a horse.

As I sat in this pool of testosterone, I wondered if there was a female equivalent. Some version of total women heaven. It was suggested that a chocolate restaurant would maybe be the same...